Originated in 2012, developed in 2019 and launched in 2020, the Northling™ brand creates original apparel, gear and gift designs that capture the spirit of the land, water and people of the north country ... with a style that's as off-the-beaten-path as those who call Up North "home."
Out-of-this-world sights, sounds, sensations and experiences draw visitors up north, but it's just another day in paradise for us Northlings. The official Northling™ logo captures our galactic love of the outdoors and our out-there attitude to match.
Might you be a Northling? Well, if the haunting call of a loon beelines from your ears to your soul, you're a Northling. If you live above the 45th parallel (physically or in spirit) you're a Northling. If you're always down for going up where there's fewer people than bears, or moose, or snow drifts, or musky, or stars that glow like a blanket of white hot diamonds against deep black velvet: greetings, Northling. You get it. The true north is like nowhere else. Like another universe ... right in your backyard.
We're adding unique gear, original designs and quality clothing styles often. Every season, make it a point to check back often to see what's new.
Northling has been continuously offering Northling™ brand clothing and accessories for sale online since 2020. While we're building a new online shop to offer an expanded product line, you can still shop our original online stores here.
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